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Post by Robzee on Mar 25, 2004 22:34:16 GMT
What did the monkey say to the chicken?
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Post by Rick on Mar 25, 2004 22:36:03 GMT
he said ello c u n t
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Post by Robzee on Mar 25, 2004 22:40:30 GMT
so what did the chicken say ta the monkey?
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Post by Rick on Mar 25, 2004 22:41:43 GMT
he said oi who are u calling a c u n t you c u n t
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Post by Robzee on Mar 25, 2004 22:43:40 GMT
and then along came a chipmunk into these rather intelligent conversation, what did the chipmunk say?
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Post by Rick on Mar 25, 2004 22:47:32 GMT
he said please dont use that foul language cos children may read these posts on this here message bored (rick covering his back) we all have to be nice and say the word
TNUC
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Post by Robzee on Mar 25, 2004 22:51:43 GMT
Chicken and Monkey then agreed with Chipmunk that use of this language is not nice so from now on they would use the words TNUC and REWNAW but oh no, whose this coming along in the horrizion?? its only the baddest badass Duck Billed Platypus with the foulest mouth in history  so what did the 3 amigos do.............. |
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Post by Rick on Mar 25, 2004 22:54:01 GMT
SHOT THE C U N T
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Post by Robzee on Mar 25, 2004 22:56:28 GMT
so, they got their guns (which were an RCP-90, Rifle and a little P60) and they shot and they shot til thy cud shoot no more
But alas, the Duck Billed Platypus, whose name was ironicly Cuthbert, was skipping giving out daisy chains??
There was a deathly silence and then all of a sudden Cuthbert said..........
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Post by Rick on Mar 25, 2004 22:57:45 GMT
ive just shat me pants
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Post by Robzee on Mar 25, 2004 22:59:33 GMT
The 3 amigos looked at each other, then at Cuthbert...
They decieded to run
Cuthbert was not very pleased so he took off his pants and threw them at the 3 running off when....................
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Post by Rick on Mar 25, 2004 23:00:54 GMT
.... all off a suden the wind changed direction and the pooh filled pants landed on cuthbert leaving the poor old duck cover in shite
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Post by Robzee on Mar 25, 2004 23:03:04 GMT
Now this just made Cuthbert angry But OH NO, unlucky for Cuthbert who is now left pantless along comes Big Gay Al (as in south park not al al Lol) whats gunna happen now................ |
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Post by Rick on Mar 25, 2004 23:04:25 GMT
big gay al said mmm nice duck but fock it wheres jarv
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Post by Robzee on Mar 25, 2004 23:06:00 GMT
the Duck (that was once a platypus but is now a duck) turned round and said, hmmm I dunno where is good ol Jarv? So they all went to the Pool Hall.........
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